Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!
Sleeping With The Fishes - EP8

Sleeping With The Fishes - EP8

January 21, 2021

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!

This episode the Babes talk what does shit brindle green mean wtf, Chris Aunt met her husband at the Bronx Zoo because a monkey throwing sh*t at him, could you hunt your own food?, lobster stories, Sal has a few goldfish stories, gold fish can recognize their owners, Sals goldfish was murdered, Sal has the corpse of his dead fish to this day!, fish are weird, freezer mishaps and planning a burial for Sals long dead fish, Chris tells some college stories, he does something unthinkable to a vending machine, SKE (sicket kid ever) was Chirssy's old nickname on his college basketball team, Chris does a dare for his teammate and it goes WRONG, Sal gets really scared during an Impractical Jokers bit where they lock him in the trunk of a rental car, being forced to fight on behalf of another person stinks, Chris’ girlfriend gets him into a fight, Sal almost gets jumped by like 20 people defending some lady, DE-nice who macs at the park gets sal into some sh*t, Chris tells a drive thru horror story, road rage is the worst, a truck driver attacked Chris as a child, Sal has a creepy moment during a car accident, BRAINSTORM VS GREEN NEEDLE YANNI VS LAURAL, BAD DATES, Sal has a bizarre first date story that ends with him being told off in email, Chris’ bad date throws herself out of a cab and sprints away with no explanation......HEY BABE

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Whitney Houston and Road Rage - EP7

Whitney Houston and Road Rage - EP7

January 14, 2021

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!

This episode the Babes talk Sal hurt his neck, Chris is really into Homeland, Sex crimes at Rockefeller Center during Christmas are INSANE, are underwear called unmentionables?, spy cameras are getting too good, Shoutout to KFC for doing our bit, Sal gets into some road rage and beats up a guys car, Chris’ old boss has weird road rage and things get shitty, Chris’ GF told him that she would us poop senders as revenge if he screws up, Ends up poop senders is an amazing service and hopefully a new sponsor!, Who do you think we are sending poop to?, Homeland shows a vag wiping scene and it haunts Chris’ memory, subtitles or no subtitles?, 6 Pence None the Richer music talk, we talk culture club and how to make music, Chris breaks down what dancing does to the human brain, the guys will perform an original song at the first live show, theres only 1 song that will make Chris cry, theres 8 songs that will make Sal cry, shout out whitney houston YAS!, Chris refuses to wait on line but Sal doesnt mind a line, Sal goes to an Elton John concert and rumor is Sir Elton was pissing his pants the whole concert, if you could have one person singing voice who would it be? Chris goes Whitney Houston or Adele, Sal Aretha Franklin, who would you trade places with in history?, Sal asks Chris if he knows a song….

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Weddings, Funerals, & the Mafia - EP6

Weddings, Funerals, & the Mafia - EP6

January 7, 2021

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!

This episode the Babes talk Funeral industry being weird, Chris’ baby momma is trying to bury her father while the funeral parlor director won't shut up about Trump, what is Jesus’ middle name, the babes are addicted to athleisure, why do people spell the same word wrong constantly, spelling is life, your vs you’re, their vs there vs they’re, Chris tells Sal he has an EXTREMELY high emotional IQ, Sal finds history was hardest thing to learn in school, Saratoga peanut butter is AMAZING, Chris tells a story about how he got in a food fight, it sucks when a restaurant delivers you the wrong order, Sal tells a few stories from his days of working in bars, Chris talks about working parties on the boats around manhattan, Chris & Sal have run in's with some mobsters, Chris worked a wedding that turned into a disaster, Sal talks about when he worked at weddings, Chris tells a story about one of his first stand up gigs and how he pissed off a member of the mafia, Another comedy HORROR story from Chrissy D to close out this weeks ep.

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You’re Acting Like A Genuine Ass - EP5

You’re Acting Like A Genuine Ass - EP5

December 31, 2020

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!

Are animals gay?, Top 10 gayest animals, Are dogs gay? Sal and Chris figure out if they would be BEARS in the homosexual community, The boys talk bad body hair, Letting your inner gay out is so much fun, Sal buys a bad outfit and unveils it on the show, Sal never takes tags off new clothes, Sals cousin used to steal from stores by buying and returning clothes, shoplifting stories, Sal talks about moments he couldn't control himself on Impractical Jokers shoots and then a few horror stories from going to Catholic schools.

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Bad Gifts and Dead Pets - EP4

Bad Gifts and Dead Pets - EP4

December 24, 2020

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!

This episode the Babes talk dealing with bad gifts from the holidays, Sal deals with gift card anxiety to G Star and Chris gets gifted Fubu from an aunt, buying irregular clothes for discounts, Chris has a bad shirtless body, Casting director tells Chris he has leading man face and best friend body, Boxing in Kentucky, Failed pilots and how the Impractical Jokers got made, Chris meeting his baby momma, 1 drink wont change your life, Sal bought his first mattress in 2010, Sal bought a bar before a mattress, driving while tired, Sal order a pizza and only ate the toppings, Sal kills a blind cat by accident, a bug interrupts the show, we find photos of Sal from Highschool, Chris accidentally killed his own dog when he was a boy, Chris’s fart sounds like theme song of Whats Happening, Chris’ friend murders his family dog at a house party, RIP Larry they didn't put him down right.

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Podcasts are Confession - EP3

Podcasts are Confession - EP3

December 17, 2020

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!

This episode the BABES talk : Who has the uglier feet Sal or Chris, Chris’ Dad moves to Florida without telling him and his mom goes on trip to Paris alone without saying anything, Being born damaged, Chris has doctors on call doing bizarre things to him, 98 Degrees and the time Chris broke into Nick Lachey’s apartment, Chris went alone to Edinburgh Scotland, Sal has never seen Shrek or any Pixar movies, watching a movie for first time with your kid, how awesome newcastle England is, Jet Blue is DOPE and goes to London now, Chris pretends his step mother died so he could leave England early to see his kid, is it weird to bring masturbation up to priests during confession, how hard it is to become a priest, Sal sleeps with 6 pillows, priests can’t tell cops confessions or they get cancelled by the pope, is it possible to fart holes in underwear?, Chris keeps an audio diary of all his farts, and of course an episode of HEY BABE! Wouldn’t be complete without chatting about Saratoga peanut butter.

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Aliens are REAL & Keto is Dangerous - EP 2

Aliens are REAL & Keto is Dangerous - EP 2

December 10, 2020

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! New episodes EVERY Thursday!

This episode the Babes cover sleep apnea lifestyle, they sing about tequila, Chris being rusty at PT, Aliens are real and are on a government contract according to Haim Eshed, do aliens have gender and are they insecure?, former Mayor Bloomberg speaking spanish, Sal gets socks from Will Smith, Keto diet dangers, Sal breaks down the time he BOMBED on Kelly Ripa!

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Sal Vulcano

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You Appear Normal - EP 1

You Appear Normal - EP 1

December 1, 2020

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! In this episode the BABES chat about everything from weird Dad stories to the secrets of strawberries!

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